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~ PAULO'S HOMEPAGE ~

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WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE

Hello there cyber-traveler! ๐Ÿ‘‹ My name is PAULO and you have stumbled upon my little corner of the World Wide Web!! I hail from the magical land of CURITIBA, BRAZIL ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท โ€” the city of pinheiros and cold rain. Make yourself at home, grab a virtual cafezinho, and DON'T FORGET TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!

WHAT I DO ALL DAY

I am a SOFTWARE ENGINEER at a super cool company called BRICK ๐Ÿงฑ where we build AI agent infrastructure and workflow automation. Imagine telling somebody in 1998 that one day you'd dispatch autonomous robots to write your TypeScript for you. They would call you a wizard. ๐Ÿง™

My weapons of choice: Helix editor (with custom keybinds, of course), a beautiful monorepo, pnpm + Turborepo, Zod schemas everywhere, and an unhealthy obsession with atomic PRs.

MY MUSIC TASTE

I listen to one (1) genre and that genre is LOUD. Specifically: PHONK & DUBSTEP. If your ribcage isn't vibrating, the volume is too low. โšกโšกโšก

โ™ซ Skrillex โ™ซ Kordhell โ™ซ more phonk โ™ซ even more phonk โ™ซ

CLIMBING @ CAVERNA ๐Ÿง—

I traded push day / pull day / leg day for hanging from plastic rocks at CAVERNA climbing gym. Way more fun. Sometimes you fall, but the mat catches you. The gym, much like this website, is dimly lit and full of weird people having a great time. ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ

STUFF I'M BUILDING

Currently cooking up:

  • ๐Ÿ“š A vector knowledge base for Claude Code agents โ€” SQLite + sqlite-vec + Voyage embeddings, all packed into a tidy little Python CLI. Embed your codebase, search it semantically, blow your own mind.
  • ๐Ÿค– An "Issue Creator" agent that does the boring research work upfront so my overnight Claude Code sessions don't stall at 3am.
  • ๐ŸŒณ A sync-prs shell script for taming stacked PRs in a squash-merge world. (If you know, you know.)

๐Ÿงฎ CALC.EXE — RUNNING RIGHT HERE ๐Ÿงฎ

I wrote a calculator you drive like vim: every line is an expression, its answer appears beside it and you cannot type over it, and everything below a line you edit recomputes as you type. It is C++20 in a terminal — dd, d2w, u, /search, registers, the lot. ๐Ÿงฎ

And it is right there in your browser, compiled to WebAssembly, no download. Click the terminal and type i to start inserting, Esc to stop:

C:\CALC.EXE ► CLICK ME ◄

(needs a keyboard, so this one is for desktops — open it full size or read the source)

OTHER HOBBIES

When I'm not coding or climbing, you can find me:

  • ๐Ÿณ Cooking stuff in my kitchen
  • ๐Ÿงฉ Solving Sudoku puzzles
  • โ™Ÿ๏ธ Losing at chess on the internet
  • ๐ŸŽฎ Pretending to understand my own Helix config

Behold my collection of pixels!! Climbing sends, phonk nights, cafezinhos, and other assorted cyber-memories. Step into the gallery and flip through 'em like it's a slideshow on a CRT monitor. ๐Ÿ“ท

๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ ENTER THE GALLERY ยป

๐ŸŽต REALLY BAD AUDIO CONVERTER ๐ŸŽต

Behold my greatest invention: a converter that turns ANY file โ€” PDF, EXE, JPG, XML, anything โ€” into a beautiful MP3. It uses QuantumAudioโ„ข AI to reveal the music hiding inside your files. Does it work perfectly every single time? YES. ๐Ÿ”ฎ

๐ŸŽง CONVERT A FILE ยป
๐Ÿšง MORE CONTENT COMING SOON!!! ๐Ÿšง

* My GitHub *  |  * Curitiba City Tour *  |  * Free MIDIs *

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Over 1,300 cyber-travelers have already signed my guestbook since 1999. Don't be shy โ€” leave your mark and join the wall of legends!! โœ๏ธ

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